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TWEETS FROM KERRYDALE MELTDOWN

Kerryfail Highlights Best Of Celtic Twitter

*Lose To Rangers* Tweets from Kerrydale Meltdown

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19th October 2020

“I’ve dissected Neil McCann’s unpaid tax bill and it comes to £500,000 due to be paid back to HMRC.”

“Embarrassing moment at work there. Been busy so havent had a chance to watch the game.Managed 2 catch a clip on someones phone there of a Celtic penalty being given..started celebrating in the middle of the office. Hadnt realised it was halftime and they’re showing previous clips”

Morelos still can’t score against us though. Tiny crumbs and all that.

“No tactics, No conviction, no fight, lack of quality, no urgency. Too predictable #Celtic… Totally Embarrassing. No shots on goal? Only consolation is that Beaton canny celebrate in the Crown bar. #Coybig

29th December 2019

Strong rumour, AM attacked Christie in the tunnel, booted him in the balls , that’s Y he is in Surgery, Kennedy jumped in2 stop Morelos, Kennedy is now giving evidence 2 Police Morelos could be getting charged with GBH with intent to cause injuries Jail Time, but he is finished”

“All this focus on Morelos and his charitable work in Colombia … wasn’t Escobar big on all that philanthropy as well? The media DOES cover Morelos differently … but it’s not in the way Sevco’s rabid press release would have you believe.

“Hogmanay doesn’t feel the same”

“Celtic fans have had their throats cut by Rangers fans, thankfully it has not happened since the new Rangers were formed because they have had too many other issues. Now there is a confidence running through Ibrox thats enabling the same behavourial patterns of the original club.

“The Scottish Parliament needs to step in. Surely this death threat gesture overrules any law the SFA or the SPL have.”

“Can anyone explain to me why a Rangers sub was allowed to come down to the Celtic end, by Police and stewards, to pass a message to Magregor to go to ground with ‘cramp’, in order that Rangers players could go to the sidelines for drinks and orders from the management? Cheating!!

“For anyone who can only occupy one thought at a time, probably best to unfollow and block this account. I get it. We have problems. But Sevco got to this point with financial doping. That will come with consequences unless they can get a big sale or a big donor soon.”

29th December 2018

It’s fair to say that the past few years have been successful for Celtic. They have won seven league titles in a row and have won all seven trophies that have been up for grabs in Scotland since Rangers have returned to the top flight.

On Saturday 29th December, Rangers beat Celtic 1-0 at Ibrox in the first derby win for the club since April 2016 and first in a 90-minute match since 2012.

The Parkhead faithful have not taken this one on the chin. Twitter account ”Kerrydale Meltdown” copy and paste the most hilarious, deluded, paranoid and scary tweets from Celtic fans as well as posts from the Celtic forum, Kerrydale Street. We have compiled some of the best ones here for you to enjoy.

... and a statement from Celtic they got!

Statement Quotes

One instance led to a Celtic player, Anthony Ralston, being injured, is acceptable in Scottish football. That cannot be right.

On the day, Celtic did not play well enough to win the match, something we accept. However, this issue goes beyond the result of the match.

We therefore call on the Scottish FA to allow the referee, John Beaton, to explain these decisions.

Celtic Fans Threaten John Beaton

Unfortunately, there is a more sinister result of this pressure that Celtic FC, their fans and “Celtic minded” members of the media, put on John Beaton to explain his decisions.

The SFA Released A Statement

When differences of opinion however manifest as threats to our officials or their families, a line has been crossed.